［Useless God...］

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( ) Smoked A Cigarette 抽烟
( ) Smoked A Cigar 抽雪茄
( ) Given a ring to a BF/GF 送男/女朋友戒指
( ) Made a sex video 拍摄性爱视频
( ) Had a threesome 玩3P
( ) Ran from the cops 被警察追
( ) Been chased by the cops while driving 开车的时候被交警追
( ) Had a turkey in bowling (3 strikes in a row) 打保龄球的时候全中连续3次
( ) Ridden a horse 骑马
( ) Ridden a motorcycle 骑摩托车（一般指大型的）
( ) Seen a tornado 见过龙卷风
( ) Shot a real gun 开过真枪
(√) Not showered for more than 1 week 超过一星期不洗澡
住校时，冬天浴室没暖气，超冷，还经常到一半就没热水。
( ) Bungee jumped 蹦极
( ) Jumped from a plane 从飞机上跳下来（指跳伞的那种）
( ) Gone surfing 冲浪
( ) Smoked weed 抽大麻
( ) Done chemical drugs 吸毒
( ) Had a real relationship with someone you met online 和网上认识的人发展一段真正的恋情
(√) Played a video game for more than 8 hours straight 连续玩游戏机超过8小时
…… 一整天嘿嘿嘿。
( ) Gone to summer camp 夏季露营
( ) Gotten a speeding ticket 拿到超速驾驶的罚单
(√) Failed a class/course 挂科
竟然是，英美文化概况，竟然是英美文化概况！！！！
( ) Shaved your head 剃光头
(√) Been in a wedding party 参加婚礼
( ) Been to a nude beach 去裸体海滩
(√) Bought on Ebay 在易贝（淘宝）上买东西
( ) Sold on eBay 在易贝(淘宝)上卖东西
(√) Gotten Straight A's 所有科目全得A
(√) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex亲吻过一个和自己同性别的人
(√) Are / Been In Love 爱过或曾经爱过
( ) Been Dumped 被甩
( ) Shoplifted 在商店扒窃
( ) Been Fired 被炒鱿鱼
( ) Been In A Fist Fight 参与一场拳斗
(√) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back 喜欢一个对自己没意思的人
( ) Been Arrested 被捕
( ) Made Out With A Stranger 和陌生人发生关系
(√) Gone Out On A Blind Date 相亲
啊哈哈哈哈哈 = =
(√) Had A Crush On An Older Person 喜欢一个比自己年纪大的人
(√) Skipped School 逃课
小学的时候。
( ) Fooled Around With A Co-worker 与同事搞不正当的性关系
(√) Seen Someone Die 亲眼看见某人死去
她在睡觉，我在搭积木。然后有人走进来试了一下她的气息，告诉我她已经死了——我到第二天才开始哭。
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your xIAONEI（校内网）Friends 喜欢一个xIAONEI（校内网）上的朋友
( ) Been To Paris 去过巴黎
( ) Been To Spain 去过西班牙
( ) Been on a Plane 坐过飞机
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking 喝酒喝到吐
(√) Eaten Sushi 吃过寿司
( ) Been Snowboarding 滑雪板
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of xIAONEI（校内网）因为 xIAONEI（校内网）而和某人见面
( ) Been Mosh Pitting 斗舞（就是跳街舞的那些人经常会做的那种斗舞）
( ) Been In A Mentally or Physically Abusive Relationship 处于一段在精神或肉体上被虐待的感情
(√) Liked Someone Who You Can't Have 喜欢一个不该喜欢的人
(√) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By 躺在地上看天空云彩形状的变化
(√) Cheated While Playing A Game 玩游戏时作弊
和自己玩时（撑脸）
(√) Fallen Asleep At Work / School 在工作/上学时睡着了
在英美文化课上，竟然是在英美文化课上！！
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID 用假的/其他人的身份证（或驾照,学生证等任何身份证明)
(√) Felt An Earthquake 感觉到地震
那时躺在床上，以为是睡在旁边的妈妈在抖脚。囧。
( ) Killed A Snake 杀死一条蛇
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized 被抢劫
(√) Won A Contest 在一次竞赛中获胜
( ) Been Suspended From School 被学校停学
( ) Had Detention 被拘留/禁闭/课后留校
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident 经历过车祸（汽车或摩托车）
……自行车不算噶？
( ) Had/ Have Braces 穿过背带裤
(√) Kept a secret 隐藏一个秘密
(√) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night 一晚上吃完整整一品脱（约568毫升）的冰淇淋
(√) Hated The Way You Look 很讨厌自己的样貌
有时候。
( ) Witnessed A Crime 目睹一场犯罪行为
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud 光脚在泥巴里走
( ) Been Lost 迷路
……不怎么出门。
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World 去过世界的另一边
( ) Swam In The Ocean 在海洋里游泳
(√) Felt Like You Were Dying 觉得你要死了
(√) Cried Yourself To Sleep 哭着哭睡着了
(√) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers 最近用蜡笔/彩色铅笔/彩笔画过画
(√) Sang Karaoke 唱卡拉OK
( ) Gotten a tattoo 弄个刺青
( ) Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
(√) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 在餐厅吃完饭付钱的时候用的全是硬币
(√) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 做一些你告诉自己不要去做的事情
赶备课和赶稿的时候打游戏嘿嘿嘿。
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls 打恶作剧电话
(√) Cried in a movie 看电影的时候哭
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose 大笑到“某种饮料”从你的鼻子里流出来
( ) Kissed In The Rain 在雨中接吻
(√) Written A Letter To Santa Claus 给圣诞老人写信
(√) Made A Bonfire On The Beach 在海滩点篝火
不是我自己点的。
( ) Crashed A Party 去一个你未接到邀请的舞会
( ) Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People 在一个挤满了人的车上旅行5天以上
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading 四轮/直排轮滑
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge 从桥上跳下来
( ) SwamWith Dolphins 和海豚一起游泳
(√) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube 舌头粘/冻在一根柱子/冰箱/冰柱上
吃冰棒的时候都会这样吧？
(√) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes 穿异性的服装
(√) Sat On A Roof Top 坐在屋顶上
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs 撕心裂肺地尖叫
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel 单手侧手翻
(√) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours 褒电话粥超过6小时
和shiho。
(√) Stayed Up All Night 通宵不睡
(√) Met someone famous 见过某个名人
演唱会的情况算不算啊嘿嘿嘿。
(√) Did something you regretted 做过一些让你觉得后悔的事情
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree 吃刚从树上摘下的苹果
( ) Believe(d) In Ghosts 相信鬼神之说
不知道算不算信，抱臂。
( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time 在同一时间拥有30双以上的鞋
( ) Gone Streaking 裸奔
( ) Been to Jail 进过监狱
(√) Played Chicken 和别人比试胆量
一直赢！
( ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On 穿着衣服被人推进游泳池
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 一个完全不认识的人对你说你很性感
( ) Broken A Bone 骨折
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later 在河里抓鱼，然后吃了它
( ) Caught A Butterfly 抓蝴蝶
(√) Cried So Hard You Laughed 哭着哭着笑了
(√) Cheated On A Test 考试作弊
……是阿妮塞给我的，她大概是看了我的数学试卷觉得太凄惨了……我这么呆的人不会去尝试作弊呢，笑屁。
( ) Slept Naked 裸睡
(√) French Braided Someones Hair 给人编法式小辫
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House 被从自己家里赶出去
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling 潜水
( ) Had A Cavity 有过蛀牙
( ) Black-Mailed Someone 给人写敲诈（威胁）信
( ) Been Black Mailed 被人写敲诈（威胁）信
( ) Bitten Someone 咬过别人
( ) Licked Someone 舔过别人
( ) been shot at/or at gunpoint (paintballing counts) 在玩paintball时被击中
( ) Flattened someones tires 给某人的车胎放气儿
( ) Drove your car/truck until the gas ran out 开车开到彻底没油了
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas 加油只加5块钱或者少于5块钱的
(√) Been on TV 上过电視
小学的时候，在少年宫里被采访了。
(√) Been on the radio 上过广播
毕业之前的学生会干部采访。如果概念宽点的话，宇宙频道不次次有我么（殴）

才四十分，都没及格。我才是标准的宅啊混蛋。